In New York, the grass is always greener, thanks to spray paint.
In a Utah high school, buying a can of Coke at lunch has been banned. However, buying a can of Coke beforehand and drinking it during lunch is OK.
In Colorado, two mothers wearing military fatigues as they chaperoned a school dance sprayed disinfectant on students they believed were dancing too close.
Such are the times in which we live. And the animals know it.